im so mad. out of all the universes we coulda got put in, we got stuck in the domestic/highschool au
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
"You could be so pretty if you just wore makeup/ wore feminine clothes/ had long hair/ etc"
Yeah well you could be less of a FUCKING DOUCHE IF YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy